“na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na....ME! I swear on my left nut... If one more FUCKING TWEEKER WHO CALLS THE DARK KNIGHT SHOW AND WHEN I ANSWER "KRAB", REPLY WITH "KRAB RADIO"??? NO YOU INBREED DICK SUCK IT'S "KRAB MOTHER FUCKING PIZZA PARLOR" I MEAN BEANS, RICE AND JESUS CHRIST, WE LIVE IN BAKERSFIELD WHAT OTHER FUCKING "KRAB" ( Read more... )

Welcome folks to the 1st Monthly "State of the Author" Address.

First off, HUZZAH! SUCK the movie is now available for pre-order at Standard Edition and Blue Ray (no I'm not getting paid if you click the link) SUCK is also currently playing in Cincinnati, Ohio for those who may live there and will be opening NATION WIDE in USA theaters September 2nd ( Read more... )

OOC: Ok, I suck and writing strait comedy.

Word Count: 558 | Side effect of Epic Prompt

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Joey walks out and sits on the chair. He keeps looking over his shoulder at Geoff

Joey - “That is so cool. I've got to get one of those.”

Craig - “Yeah, we picked him up cheap at Skeleton-Robot-Sidekicks-R-Us”

Geoff - “Oooo Yeah”

Joey grins.

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1248 Word Count | “Opening” for the 3 part epic prompt | Joey Winner | SUCK | theatrical_muse

He studied the face in front of him, true, it was simply his own face reflected back to him in a bit of glass and polished tin-plated copper, it still fascinated him. Please don't accuse Joey Winner of narcissism. It was more the remarkable and inhuman rapidity of the ( Read more... )